Chances are, I'm going to not like you.
I crawled out of Satan's bottomless arsehole into this world to avenge you maggots and all your slimy self worth. I came because your incesant repulsion was the personfied exuivalent to an --
what the fuck am i even writing i need to stop
this planet sucks some shriveled-ass elephant balls (which happen to have been left in the sweaty blaze of the sun for roughly 45 years to decompose to the tiny grey rasins that they now are, and will one day be mistaken by a three year old Jesus for a healthy yet delicious snack and he will swallow them and from hither shall blossom the mentally retarded seeds of the half-assed weasels you are - god i sound like karkat.)