I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader, and i don't have a pet polar bear
and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled, or hunt for food
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President and my Prime Minister is name Stephen Harper.
I speak English and French, NOT American.
and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.
I can proudly sew my nation's flag on my backpack or on my hat.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing,
diversity, NOT assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal and the moose and geese.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
Canada is the second largest land mass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America! And you don't go to jail for no reason!
MY NAME IS iGold!
AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!