The brunette scoffed as he watched Guy Fieri eat in slow motion to Killing Me Softly.

hello naughty children its murder time ___________________________ andren is the best ship ever its my otp every1 should ship it mm yea ___________________________ double the ryan double the sin ___________________________ Fuck Seto Kaiba and his shitty brown/green hair i hate that motherfucker goddamnit i will punch him in the face i will beat this motherfucker with his motherfuckin bodyguards that asshole needs to shut his shit-talking mouth up istg i will fucking murder him in cold blood i hate him so much ___________________________ Who are you again? Sorry, I have a bad memory for ugly faces. ___________________________ loser.com ___________________________ There were 3 gay men and their partners all died at around the same time. On their way to the morgue, the guy who worked there asked them where they want to spread their partners ashes. The first gay guy says, "I want to spread his ashes over the ocean because he loved to swim!" The second gay guy says, "I want to spread his ashes on a mountain because he loved to climb." And then the third gay guy says, "I want to spread him all over my chili, and the guy who worked at the morgue asked, "WHY?" and he said," So he can tear my ass up one more time." ___________________________ The wild life in the UK can be very dangerous. If you feel threatened, take all safty precautions. *beep* fuck off ___________________________ http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/056/899/jesus_20dick_203-500x375.jpg